true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
Police K-9 puppy’s first day on the job
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Mean But It Came Out as Really Funny: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But No One Laughed: A 10-part documentary starring me.
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
GUYS CAN WE JUST