ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

awwww-cute:

Police K-9 puppy’s first day on the job

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

forensic-dragons:

jeremybrettt:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Mean But It Came Out as Really Funny: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Funny But No One Laughed: A 10-part documentary starring me.

thewafflemonster:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

jadehariey:

GUYS CAN WE JUST

vitalemontea:

by ~simengt